Short Lines & Small Circles

Archive for the ‘Let me spit this pimpin’ Category

Fuck Learning to Cook.

Posted by: Mimi on: October 28, 2009

Besides. You better know how to eat, before you even think to ask to be fed.

#liesfemalesbelieve

Posted by: Mimi on: October 27, 2009

So I’m on Twitter. I love when females get self-righteous on Twitter. It can be disheartening when they are unrealistically adament about their point. So, I’ve composed a list of a 5 things females need to stop lying to themselves about. 1. I don’t share men. This is a lie. You can only make that [...]

your time is up.

Posted by: Mimi on: July 10, 2009

I remembered when I called him. I remember why I called him. After all of those years of chasing ya girl, I’d finally give in. Blame it on the… blame it on the… Hell, I was just bored. So I called him. Or did I text. I remember saying some fly shit. I hit the [...]

pucker up bitch.

Posted by: Mimi on: May 3, 2009

I’m not kissing anyone’s ass just to get along with their face. You ever date someone that reminded you of an ex? Not only the end but why he’s your ex? I’m telling you honey, if the grass looks greener, the water bill is probably higher as well. I can’t do temper tantrums, mood swings, [...]

hang your jersey up and exit, thx.

Posted by: Mimi on: March 22, 2009

Away message: I need to go on a date. I’m tired of taking myself out. Dude: So let’s do it. Her: Aha Her: We tried Dude: Nah Her: We did Dude: I will make sumthin happen Dude: U dwn in FL nex month Her: So am I Dude: Well its ur bday Her: When are [...]

How you gon’ neglect this?

Posted by: Mimi on: January 15, 2009

  Part 9 of 9 I was pacing my house when I thought to call you. It’d be my third time and that was definitely breaking a rule in the player’s manual. You were supposed to see me soon. You had plans for me— for us– me being person one and two. You do the [...]

The 6th Man

Posted by: Mimi on: September 10, 2008

This is a post on TEMPORARY MEN. I had an inspirational day. I actually think one day soon, I’ll be getting fired for reading blogs all day. I’m sorry… but I spoke on my job already. So, moving on. I love men who blog—especially ones who have funny *ish to say. <u>Say Hello</u>. I have [...]


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